yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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