Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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