eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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