hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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