Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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