OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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