Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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