are you still at the devil's house?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize