covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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