Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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