It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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