I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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