tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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