Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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