I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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