I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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