for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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