called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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