shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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