Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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