Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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