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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I think a kid would responsible me up
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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