Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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