You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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