do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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