I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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