And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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