I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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