Don't you send me to vm
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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