i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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