you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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