Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You are a genius and a whore.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
