so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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