yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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