Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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