Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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