uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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