Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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