Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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