There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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