Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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