She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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