This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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