Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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