i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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