i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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