Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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