North Korea, Best Korea!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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