then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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