we're blogging at a bar
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Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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