Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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