She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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