Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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