nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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