i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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