dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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